You resent that! You aren't snooty or a jerk (yes you are), you're just in a bad mood because you somehow ended up in what appears to be the LAND OF ASS AND STUPIDITY. Meaning, not your awesome LAND OF INK AND DUST and certainly not one of your comrades' lands, either ( Read more... )

You have already entered the session of doom! Now you just have to figure out where in the world you are. And which world you're on, for that matter. Yup, looks like just a bunch of trees to you. Maybe you're back home. Oh wait, home was completely destroyed by meteors ( Read more... )